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Duck Joke

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A lady brings her pet duck into the vet, to make sure her favorite pet is dead. The Vet looks at the duck, uses his stethoscope to listen for a heart beat. I'm sorry, but I believe he's dead. But are you certain the lady asks? So the Vet brings in his Labrador, and the dog sniffs, and paws at the duck. No movement, then the dog heads out the door. Again the Vet tells the lady that he believes the duck has passed on. Again the Lady asks, are you sure? Well there is one more test, so the Vet brings in his cat. The cat sniffs and paws at the duck, then walks out the door. The Vet tells the Lady that the duck is definitely dead. The Lady asks how much do I owe you? The Vet hands her a bill for $1200. She gasps, why so much? The Vet replies, if you had taken my 1st diagnosis, it would have only been $45, but after the Lab test, and the Cat scan. . .

 

d :rolleyes:

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OOO Diane

 

I know. Times are hard. You have to dig pretty deep these days for a good joke.

 

d :rolleyes:

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