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"Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"

 

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Why is 'whole' a synonym of 'hole'?





And vice versa.

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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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Blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you.



Put him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

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Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.



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If water is a lubricant, then why are people late to work on rainy days?

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 

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that one made me laugh!

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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.



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